Is Pete Buttigieg a Member of the Reptilian International Shadow Government or Just a Mayor from Indiana?

(Updated November 30, 2021, to state that while Buttigieg is still very likely a lizard, I would no longer vote for him.)

(Updated November 12, 2020, to include Jo Ann Hardesty, Mitch McConnell, and Nancy Pelosi.)

There exists unshakable evidence that a race of alien reptilians came to our planet thousands of years ago and has since surreptitiously manipulated politics through an international shadow government. The proof is too dense and complex for this hard-hitting piece, but if you’re interested in opening your eyes to the real world, you can find some explanation here.

Some lizards you may already be familiar with include, but are not limited to: The Clintons, Jeff Bezos, Donald Rumsfeld, Donald Trump (basically Godzilla), Alex Jones, The Kardashians/Jenners (all of them), The Romanov Dynasty, The Kennedy Dynasty, The Hapsburg Dynasty (not all reptilians hide it very well), Osama Bin Laden, Elizabeth Warren (if she isn’t Native American, then what is she?), Silvio Berlusconi, Jo Ann Hardesty, Mitch McConnell, Nancy Pelosi, Vladimir Putin, Fidel Castro, The Egyptian Deity, Sobek, and Ted Cruz.

*Surprisingly, Dick Cheney is NOT a lizard, because he is a robot.