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Burning Down America Will End Police Brutality
by Ben D’Alessio
It was a pleasure — and morally right and just — to burn. From the ashes of not just Minneapolis, Portland, and Kenosha, but all of the (former) United States, a new society can be constructed that will address systematic racism and other systems of oppression. The new to-be-named society (I like “Progressium”) will not have police brutality because there will be no police.
This ambitious plan is attainable, but only if the proceeding blueprint is followed in a precise and unrelenting manner.
The first, and probably most popular step, is to GET RID OF WHITE PEOPLE. After they clean up what they helped burn down, they must be removed from Progressium. Luckily, I have already drafted an indisputable plan here.
But before they go, make sure they hand over the Deeds to their homes, as the brave protestors in Seattle demanded:
*Note: It is also acceptable for the old owners to burn their old house down, so long as the fire insurance policy is transferred to the new POC owners (Asians are…
